Funny Birthday Wishes And Greetings For Friends, Lover, Family
Birthday of a lover is something that couple loves to celebrate with the pleasure and to make him or her special, they want to send the most lovable birthday wish. For this, we are here for you to share the best Happy birthday wishes to love and to make their Birthday special with these Funny Birthday Wishes. We have selected the most resplendent bday wishes for boyfriend and girlfriend which can surely win their heart and your relationship will become stronger by sending these Birthday wishes for a lover. These birthday wishes are a gesture to show that how much you love your partner and I’m sure they will love you even more. So, don’t wait now go and select your favorite one and wish your partner a very happy birthday. Here are some Funny Birthday Wishes And Greetings For Friends, Lover, Family
➡️ Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible, because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happy birthday to someone who is forever young! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
Funny Birthday Wishes
➡️ The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar . . . Yung No Mo !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ You’re not 40, you’re 18 . . . with 22 years of experience! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Old enough to know better, young enough to still do it. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
For More Birthday Wishes:
➡️ I’m just here for the cake.
➡️ If you want to look young and thin on your birthday . . . then hang around a bunch of old, fat people.
➡️ Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday . . . and assume I said them. Happy birthday!
➡️ There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
➡️ A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday, but never remembers her age.
➡️ Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
➡️ Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, “Happy Birthday.”
➡️ Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
➡️ Looking 50 is great . . . if you’re 60.
➡️ Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
➡️ So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
➡️ It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
➡️ Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit . . . but check it for wrinkles first!
➡️ You’re so old that when you looked at your birth certificate, it said expired.
➡️ People say that the good die young, so I guess that make you an old badass!
➡️ It’s proven that at the age of 41, you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
➡️ Another year, another new place that aches.
➡️ It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend
➡️ An old fart is as good as a new one.
➡️ Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
➡️ The younger you try to look, the older you actually are.
➡️ Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
➡️ May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
➡️ Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
➡️ You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
➡️ Happy Birthday, Bestie! This year let’s commit to losing 20 pounds — After the cake, of course!
➡️ Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. You look like a bestie, and you act like one too!
➡️ Roses are red, ocean’s are blue, let’s do a best friend trip — Caribbean will do!
➡️ You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
➡️ For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
➡️ I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
➡️ Like good wine, you get better with the years.
➡️ I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”
➡️ Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!
➡️ May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ The key to staying young is complete and total denial of the aging process. Besides, if YOU’RE getting older, I must be getting older too, and THAT ain’t happenin’ sista-friend! (Happy Birthday)
➡️ My life is experiencing a serious dearth in FUN these days. What say we paint the town for your birthday? Yup, that’s us — two friends partying the night away with the “A-listers” for your birthday! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Remember when one of us had a birthday and we’d party like rock stars? Me neither. Just in case, I’ve talked to your other friends, and they’ve agreed NOT to post your birthday party online. I’ve made no such promise. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!
➡️ I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!
➡️ Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!
➡️ You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!
➡️ I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!
➡️ Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Many wishes for a happy birthday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. But than again, we would need to narrow that down a bit. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Wishing you a wonderful special day. I bought you a special gift this year….a cane !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ I got you something we both would like. Too bad I ate on the way here. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister
➡️ Here’s to you on your birthday! May you live to be so old, you sincerely wish you were dead. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happy birthday! Don’t let a 27-year old Olympic gold medal winner make you feel like a failure on your birthday. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happy birthday. I’m so sorry you’ve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ It’s a special day – your birthday! Let’s go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happy birthday! Congrats on reaching an age that makes your receding hairline seem appropriate. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fool’s Joke. Unless, of course, I did remember it, in which case – please disregard this message. Happy birthday!
➡️ I wish you a very happy birthday! Just please remember to tell me how old you’re pretending to be, so we can keep up the charade. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happy birthday to a person whose age now makes them cry even more than the day they came into this world. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for serious medical reasons. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy birthday!
➡️ Happy birthday! I sincerely hope that you don’t take this early birthday message as a sign that you might not make it. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Really, it’s nothing to get worked up over. Happy birthday!
➡️ Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. Happy birthday!
➡️ I believe you forgot my birthday present last year. I’m returning the favor this year. I’m afraid a Happy Birthday is all you’re going to get.
➡️ Happy summer birthday! Get out and enjoy it while you’re still young enough to not fall into the “high risk” category for heat stroke death.
Funny Birthday Wishes for brother
➡️ Happy birthday! You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog years.
➡️ I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday.
➡️ You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy birthday!
➡️ Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb.
➡️ As you get older, there are three important things that happen. First, you lose your mind. I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!
➡️ Happy birthday! Remember this today: if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin – and muffins are healthy.
➡️ Happy birthday! After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance.
➡️ Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out.
➡️ A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an old fart. Happy birthday!
➡️ Happy birthday! May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs.
➡️ Wishing a happy birthday to someone who should probably start worrying about what the government is saying about Medicare. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ I know you received so many birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s here with you today? That’s right! Me.”
➡️ “Congratulations on being born a really long time ago. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Happy birthday!
➡️ Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old. What they forget to mention is that you really won’t miss it. Happy birthday!
➡️ Happy birthday! You know you’re old when the candles start costing more than the cake. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ On your birthday, I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel. But you’ll still always be older than me. Happy birthday!
➡️ Happy birthday. It’s official – you can now begin your quarter-life crisis. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ It’s your birthday today, and I’m once again reminded how old I’m getting. Oh well – enjoy your day! !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Today, you turn 29! I promise to stop counting the years after this one. Happy birthday.
➡️ Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ I hope that your birthday is the best it can possibly be for someone who can barely function in society.
➡️ I wish you Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
➡️ Happy birthday, babe! We’re such a great match because you hate celebrating your birthday, and I’m just too darn lazy to plan anything.
Funny Birthday Wishes To Best Friend
➡️ Happy birthday to someone we’ll never have to say “died too young”.
➡️ Wishing you a very happy birthday. You don’t look a day over whatever age you were just a few years ago. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happy birthday! Let’s go see Jurassic World. It’ll make you feel less like a dinosaur.!.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ I was going to send you a paper card, but my Internet connection came back just in time for me to send you his message. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
➡️ We’re so glad we can count you among the living for another year. !.!.!Happy birthday!.!.!
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